book talk

A message to my non-reader friend

A tiny teeny non-violent message to my non-reader life

  • If you wanna get me a gift? Get me a book, don’t bullshit  me with ” i wanna get you something special “, i really do wanna a book.

 

  • When you get me a book, don’t get creative, just check my wish list and get me something that I want, and that I DON’T HAVE!

 

  • When i talk weird, out of no where, insulting you and shit. I’m actually being my current read main character, don’t go make rude comments and these stuff. let me LIVEEE!

 

  • It is absolutely not funny, when you SNATCH MY BOOK FROM MY HANDS AND KEEP ASKING ME WOULD I GET MAD IF YOU DAMAGE IT. 

Because lemme tell you, I WILL GET MAD, AND I WILL KILL YOU!

  • I love talking to you and all, but when i don’t reply to you, i’m reading. so please, JUST STOP CALLING!

 

 

  • Don’t make fun of me when i cry because of a book, it really really hurts!

  • if i ever chose you so i can tell you about my current read, embrace it. IT’S A PRIVILEGE!

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